Which truck has the ugliest rear end?

Kinja'd!!! "Moves-Like-Senna" (moves-like-senna)
01/31/2014 at 10:02 • Filed to: trucks, oppo

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On my way into the office today I spotted one of these in grey. U.G.L.Y c'mon Toyota Desgin!?!?! I did not know this existed, or that the rear end of a pickup could be that bad. I thought the SSR's booty was hideous but apparently I was wrong.

So my question today is, Which truck has the ugliest rear end?


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:06

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Honestly that Toyota probably has the ugliest ass of all pickups. If you combined the front of this and the rear of that Tacoma the world might explode.

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Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:08

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Well damn, you already chose my pick. I love me a good flareside rearend, but the 'Yota's just looks like an afterthought.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:09

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All of that plastic on the Chevrolet Avalanche made it look overstyled and frumpy.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Taylor Hedgie
01/31/2014 at 10:11

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That's what I thought. I've been trying to figure out where those lights came from. They look familiar.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Jagvar
01/31/2014 at 10:11

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At least it doesnt rust Haha?

I have a small crush on the Avalanche


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:12

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Remind me somewhat of the Solara, the melty looking one?


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > DuckDraper
01/31/2014 at 10:12

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That'd be the day that I die ... my god


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Taylor Hedgie
01/31/2014 at 10:13

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Yea they do, but quite a bit bigger. I'm thinking perhaps a JDM hatch? (I lived in Japan up until a couple years ago and something is clicking)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jagvar
01/31/2014 at 10:16

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Ugly for function's sake. The plastic makes it easy to hit things and not care. Also much easier to replace the cladding than do bodywork.


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:17

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It's definitely got anti-kawaii features going for it. I uguu in disgust.

Uguu.~


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/31/2014 at 10:20

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GM was big on plastic cladding back then.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > DuckDraper
01/31/2014 at 10:20

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Tundra, not Tacoma.


Kinja'd!!! FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:21

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I believe they made a terminator edition of this truck to coincide with the (3rd?) movie.


Kinja'd!!! Taylor Hedgie > DuckDraper
01/31/2014 at 10:22

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WOAH NOW! Let's be careful with these NSFW images, some of us have light stomachs you know! D:


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:27

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Oh God that Tundra. I still remember seeing it for the first time along side the previous generation stereotypical truck ass rear end and I refused to believe that Toyota actually let that Mulsanne Power Hunch go into production.


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > carcrasher88
01/31/2014 at 10:28

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Oh shit. :/ I get them mixed up all the time. I also doesn't help that the current gen Tacoma looks as big as this old Tundra. Furthermore they both start with T and end in A, which makes it confusing to remember which one's the full-size truck. I know they're trying to go for alliteration but with the world wide success of Top Gear why can't we have the Euro names like the Hilux? I'd be a better marketing move for Toyota.


Kinja'd!!! DuckDraper > Taylor Hedgie
01/31/2014 at 10:30

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Haha well if it makes you feel any better Ssangyong has got their act together on the styling front. Here's the new one.

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:31

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The tailights. Ugh..the tailights.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:35

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My submission comes with the assumption that you will actually consider it a truck. But since it has a bed i'll go with it: The Honda Ridgeline. Aside from it being ugly it looks like they ordered the wrong tailgate and just f' it lets just go with it.

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Kinja'd!!! MylesD > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:41

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Yep...this is the one.


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > DuckDraper
01/31/2014 at 10:43

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I definitely agree with you there.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > thebigbossyboss
01/31/2014 at 10:46

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Did you notice the box bulges out towards the top too? #vomit


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > OPPOsaurus WRX
01/31/2014 at 10:47

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If we do consider this a truck, I'd say the ridgeline would win the most boring rear end in history!


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > DuckDraper
01/31/2014 at 10:48

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That looks like a Forrester pickup. Not bad.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Jagvar
01/31/2014 at 10:48

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NEED MOAR PLASTIC!


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:50

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HOLY SHIT THAT'S UGLY!


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 10:50

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Or, the most boring truck in history. (if you MUST call it a truck.)


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8
01/31/2014 at 11:33

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That they did. T3 Terminator Edition. Fortunately it had the regular box and not this one.


Kinja'd!!! 472CID > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 11:59

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I forgot that those taillights existed -geeze thanks for reminding me.


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > 472CID
01/31/2014 at 12:04

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Anytime ;)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Moves-Like-Senna
01/31/2014 at 14:11

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Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/31/2014 at 14:27

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OH ... MY ... GOD. You sir have just won this article.